Possibly the Best Real "Sea Story" Ever

Neptunus Lex, the Navy Blog "SOPA" is at it again. In his refined writing style, he relates the series of unfortunate events of a fellow aviator, a long time ago, and in a far away place affectionately called "DGar." I know the news has been heavy lately, and therefore I prescribe a good dose of split your sides laughter. Take these two links and leave your comments for Lex in the morning... Part 1: Emergency Sortie Part 2: Po' Lazlorus Do not read them out of order, or the effect shall not be the same. (What are you still doing here? GET READING!)