Why UXO Makes Bad Paperweights

Even if it looks really cool and has the possibility of being a great babe magnet, even before this incident, I have always declined to have percussion fired ordnance as paperweights on any of my desks...stick with electically primed is my advice. A 5"54 cal round will do nicely and can also be used as an anchor if you live in New Orleans and the hurricanes come.

The explosion also destroyed a computer keyboard, scattering some of the keys around Colla's desk.

So even if his fingers come out of this OK, he'll be having a hard time typing whole words from now on, too...