Interesting Comedic Thoughts

Is anyone good with lyrics to put to tried and true tunes? I was just thinking maybe someone could put some words the Stones "Satisfaction" for John Kerry, or maybe Hillary RODHAM-clinton that would be titled "Traction." The words for the chorus would be "I can't get no...political traction!" They just keep spinning their wheels and seem to end up going no where fast. A song might get us in the mood, with the right lyrics, of course. Go for it. I am just the idea man here...