I guess I'm "it" now. It always seems to roll down hill doesn't it. First Lex (the Four Striper) tasks Chap (the Three Striper) and now Chap tasks me (the Two Striper) with this "thing." Answering the questions will be easy. Its finding people junior to me (that know how to blog) and have time on their hands that will be the killer. Anyway, here's the deal. There is a list of fifteen possible professions I might like to be in. I'm to pick five from the list and write about why I would like to do each of the five. After that I pick three worthy souls (victims) to carry on with the torture.I’m sure I’ll find some victims in the MilBlog ring to visit this upon, and…I think I’ll pass it along to another entire set of regular blog commenters in the “outside” world at Right Thinking Girl because they are so full of life over there. So here is the list: If I could be a scientist… If I could be a farmer… If I could be a musician… If I could be a doctor… If I could be a painter… If I could be a gardener… If I could be a missionary… If I could be a chef… If I could be an architect… If I could be a linguist… If I could be a psychologist… If I could be a librarian… If I could be an athlete… If I could be a lawyer… If I could be an inn-keeper… If I could be a professor… If I could be a writer… If I could be a llama-rider… If I could be a bonnie pirate… If I could be an astronaut… If I could be a world famous blogger… If I could be a justice on any one court in the world… If I could be married to any current famous political figure… 1. If I could be a scientist…So many projects, so little time. But….I’d love to figure out the teleporting thing. Now before you think it would be for practical stuff, I have the leisure market in mind. There is such a constraint of freefall from 15,000 feet. It’s a pain to use oxygen, so you have about a minute plus a little of freefall from there (if you are "belly flying", for head down, even less). If you could have a teleportation system, you could get your team or group on the “pad” on the ground, then “beam up” to 15,000 feet. With a device carried on you, you could select the times you could cycle between 15K and 4000 feet. Like maybe 5 time. You could turn some serious points in formation building by starting at 15K down to 4K, then beaming back up. At the end of the 5 “cycles” you could select to be teleported to the ground (for the chickens) or to continue in freefall to canopy deployment. You could also have a “minimum” altitude by which, if you were still falling too fast, where the teleportation system monitors you and would safely bring you back to earth in the case of a malfunction that you hadn’t successfully handled. I foresee serious bucks for each franchise operator….oh, see the United States Parachute Association web site for more details, without the teleportation technology. 2. If I could be an astronaut…I would want to be the first person to skydive on Mars. The canopy would only have to be a few square feet, the view would be incredible, and really wouldn’t mind having to buy that case of beer. In fact, I’d be willing to buy a case for each time I personally got to show the film. (Note to “Wuffos:” If it’s a first, you buy the case…) There would be like serious bragging rights at any drop zone. On the other hand, maybe I’d just need one of those multi-airbag things to encapsulate me right before impact. It would be hard to use of accuracy, but it may lead to a new competition in bounce distance, similar to “swooping” here on earth. 3. If I could be a lawyer…I’d like to begin a movement to work lawyers out of a job. With my Dr. Deming Total Quality Management/Adm Kelso Total Quality Leadership training background, I found out that it’s really good to figure out how to make things efficient. I’m very often at a loss when I heard about lawyers using a variation of the “we had to destroy the village to save it” style of justification. “We had to person to get away with (fill in the blank here) because we passed a law of a completely different subject, and the defendant said it applied to this case and we were too stupid to consider the unintended consequences in the first place, so we just have to rule in a completely logical manner.” I say we take the dead language and chuck it out, along with the forms and exact formatting. Lets make law based on the “common” man, not a bunch of people who have had the money to be able to set themselves up to pass more complicated laws, so we have to give them more money just to understand it. Sounds like a conflict of interest to me as well. 4. If I could be a professor…Oh, how I’d love to be a history professor. There is so much we seem to be ignoring about civilization that can help us build a better future. The opportunity to find young, willing minds and feed them the information, just to see what comes back out would be tremendously rewarding. 5. If I could be married to any current famous political figure…mmmm…Ann Coulter. No explanation necessary. And, yes, I know this statement began with “IF.”
Friday, May 06, 2005
If I could be…
Thursday, May 05, 2005
Conviction, Courage and Devotion 60 Years Ago

So what do you do with a soldier who won't train on Saturday, eat meat, or carry a gun or bayonet? Doss' commanding officer knew what to do. Paperwork was initiated to declare him unstable, a miss-fit, and wash him out of military service with a Section-8 discharge as "unsuitable for military service." But Doss wanted to serve his country, he just refused to kill. He performed all of his other duties with dedication, was an exemplary a soldier in every other way. At his hearing he told the board, "I'd be a very poor Christian if I accepted a discharge implying that I was mentally off because of my religion. I'm sorry, gentlemen, but I can't accept that kind of a discharge." So the Army was "stuck" with Desmond Doss.Desmond's story has been put into a book, The Unlikeliest Hero by Booten Herdon, and a movie, The Conscientious Objector. This site Home of Heros has the details of this story, and many others. Desmond's story begins here. Desmond Doss saved lives at Guam in July 1944, then at Leyte in the Philippines in Oct 1944, and Okinawa in Apr-May 1945 while assigned to the 77th Infantry Division, 307th Medical Detachment. At the amphibious assault at Leyte, here's an account of what happened:
Time after time at Leyte Doss braved enemy fire to go to the wounded, and to remove them to safety. Once he darted into the open to treat and rescue a wounded man even while the area was alive with sniper fire. From a distance his fellow soldiers watched in horror as a Japanese sniper leveled his rifle at the fearless medic. Because of the sniper's position they could not return fire for fear of injuring some of their own. Doss treated the wounded man, evacuated him to the rear, and returned to his position. One of the sergeants told him, "Doss, we expected to see you killed any second. We couldn't shoot the sniper without killing our own men, and he had his machine gun aimed right at you. Didn't you see him?"And, read this, which came to light many years after the war:
Years later a missionary in Japan related the story of Doss' brush with death that day. After the service a Japanese man in the back of the room told one of the deacons, "That could very well have been me. I was there, and I remember having a soldier in my gun site, but I couldn't pull the trigger." Doss not only survived Leyte, for his repeated heroism he was awarded the Bronze Star Medal. So as Corporal Doss stood before the men of Company B at the base of the Maeda Escarpment on Okinawa, they were beginning to believe in the prayers of the medic whose only weapon was his Bible.Sounds to me like God's protection.... The time leading directly to his winning of the MOH begins with this actual quote from Lt Goronto, as his unit was about to take the Maeda Escarpment, a 400 ft high sheer cliff:
"Fellows, come over here and gather around. Doss wants to pray for us."He did, and on that first assault, while Alfa Company was being chewed up by the Japanses, Bravo had taken about 8-9 enemy emplacements, with only one wounded soldier. That was the 29th of April. Here's the story of the results of the after action report:
The next day a follow-up inquiry was made to determine how Company B had accomplished the miraculous assault on the Maeda Escarpment without a single casualty. A photographer arrived to take a picture and Lieutenant Goronto sent Desmond to the top to pose. (The photo at right is the US Army photo taken that day, and Desmond Doss is the man at the top.) As far back as Army headquarters in the States, everyone asked how Company B had pulled it off. No one could find a reasonable explanation. Finally, with no other way to conclude the report, the official answer was filed...all the way back to the United States. The official answer:Another miracle. The fighting continued, and on May 5th, it got bloody for Bravo Company."Doss prayed!"
On May 5th the tide of battle turned against the Americans. Enemy artillery, mortars and machinegun fire began to rake into the ranks of Company B, 77th Infantry Division. Japanese soldiers swarmed out of their foxholes and caves in every direction. Almost immediately 75 men fell wounded, and the remaining men were forced to fall back and retreat to the base of the escarpment. The only soldiers remaining at the top of the cliff were the wounded, the Japanese, and Desmond T. Doss. Heedless of the shells that burst around him and the bullets directed his way, Desmond tended his injured comrades. At the base of the escarpment those few soldiers who had managed to escape the onslaught could only sit helplessly by and hear the sounds of the battle as the wounded struggled to survive atop the cliff. And then...amazingly...a wounded soldier appeared over the face of the escarpment. Dangling from a rope, he slowly descended to the safety of its base as a tall medic fed the rope through his hands from the summit. First one, then another, and another....and another. Heedless of the advancing Japanese, Desmond Doss went about the work of sending the wounded to safety. Reports of that day tell of Japanese advancing with rifles and bayonets to within a few feet of the medic, slowly lowering his men to safety, before one of the wounded could kill the enemy before they shot Doss. For five hours Doss lowered soldier after soldier down the face of the escarpment, using little more than a tree stump to wind the top edge of the rope around. Throughout the five hours Desmond had only one thought. He prayed, "Lord, help me get one more. Just ONE more!" How many men Doss saved that day, only God knows. One hundred and fifty-five soldiers went up the escarpment that day, and only 55 were able to retreat without assistance. The Army determined the conscious objector who had almost been court martialed or discharged as unfit for military service, had saved 100 lives. "Couldn't be," Desmond had replied. It couldn't have been more than 50. I wouldn't have had the time to save 100 men." In deference to Desmond's humble estimate, when the citation for his Medal of Honor was written, they "split the difference", crediting the intrepid soldier with saving 75 fellow soldiers.More miracles, about 100 men being rescued for a start, but this lone medic, slaving away to save the wounded, ending the fierce battle unscathed. In the ensuing days, Cpl Doss continued to save the men he served with, and was wounded himself. He tended to his own wounds and directed other wounded be cared for before himself. Read the rest of the story here and here. And through it all, when he got to the hospital ship, and found he was missing the Bible his wife had given him, he had word sent to his unit on the beach, to let them know he had lost this precious "weapon." Desmond Doss was awarded the Medal of Honor by President Roosevelt. When he returned hom after the ceremony, there was something waiting for him:
At home another surprise awaited the young man. His men hadn't forgotten the brave medic or his love for the Word of God. The message about "Doss' Bible" had been delivered. Incredibly, the men who once mocked the Godly Seventh-Day Adventist who would not compromise, had returned to the Maeda Escarpment with a new mission and purpose. After soundly defeating the Japanese they fanned out across the rocky terrain and conducted a search until they found, and mailed home, Desmond's Bible.Near the beginning of this post, I asked you to hang onto the fact that May 5th was a Saturday. The 7th Day Adventists continue to keep the original Jewish Sabbath on Saturday, unlike other Christian denominations that use Sunday as the Sabbath. Desmond Doss was saving many lives on the Sabbath he observed. Desmond Doss remains active in his Church near Lookout Mountain in Rising Fawn, Georgia. I plan to make a trip up there soon to meet this man, who does what so few others seem to be able to do: Live by a moral code, regardless of the ridcule of others, and to steadfastly love his "neighbor" as he would love himself. I can only guess this is the first story I heard about the coveted Congressional Medal of Honor, as a 3rd grader on an island far out in the Pacific Ocean. It took me years to see that the story of Desmond Doss is a reflection of Jesus Christ on earth, which is the story I missed until a few years ago. In reflecting on not only this "connection" in my life, I also lived on Guam a few years later, and while I was in the Navy, I served aboard a ship named for a sailor, GM Paul Carr, who died aboard USS SAMUEL B. ROBERTS (DE-413) on Oct 25th, 1944 at the Battle Off Samar, while the outnumbered and out gunned task force of "Taffy 3" kept a Japanese battle force from breaking through and wiping out the Army troops ashore at Leyte, where Desmond Doss had landed. I can hang onto Psalm 139:16 as a result of this study. While researching this material, I found the Army has made a specialized pack for the "Combat Live Savers" (CLS) personnel, and have named the M3A Pack in honor of Desmond Doss.
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
Laundry Equipment Bugging You? Watch This....
Army Infantry Life vs Civilian Life
I have worked in the civilian world in rural, suburban, and urban areas. I have gone to college in Alabama - in the buckle of the Bible belt - and in the heart of Boston, which is just about the exact opposite. I have lived in small towns, suburbs, and cities. There are no better people to live with, talk with, befriend or work with than infantrymen. It is difficult to explain why and I lack the eloquence, time, and a sufficiently well-rested brain to explain why. So, I will just sum it up by saying this. Here is a conversation that you will never hear in an infantry unit: Sergeant: “Gee, I’m sorry for yelling at you. I got a little upset and said some things that I shouldn’t have.” Soldier: “I understand. We all get stressed out sometimes.” Sergeant: “Thanks for understanding. Hey, how about a hug?” Instead, you are more likely to hear this: Sergeant: “All right, I’m done yelling at you. Dust yourself off and get back to work. If you ever pull some stupid crap like that again, I will smoke you into a coma.” Soldier: “Hooah, Sergeant.” Sergeant: “Shut up.” I cleaned that up quite a bit, too.
De Tocqueville on the Quran....
"I studied the Quran a great deal. I came away from that study with the conviction that by and large there have been few religions in the world as deadly to men as that of Muhammad. So far as I can see, it is the principal cause of the decadence so visible today in the Muslim world and, though less absurd than the polytheism of old, its social and political tendencies are in my opinion more to be feared, and I therefore regard it as a form of decadence rather than a form of progress in relation to paganism itself."A brilliant mind....
Monday, May 02, 2005
"For the next ten years, you just meet them all again"
I'm leaving on a jet plane....
Sunday, May 01, 2005
Repeat after me, you guys with dolphins on your breast...
“How are we going to get that one?”
Saturday, April 30, 2005
An Open Letter of Thanks to Mudville Gazette
Senator John McCain on the Pledge of Alliegance
"What so proudly we hail." Excerpt from a speech made by United States Senator John S. McCain As you may know, I spent five and one half years as a prisoner of war during the Vietnam War. In the early years of our imprisonment, the NVA kept us in solitary confinement or two or three to a cell. In 1971 the NVA moved us from these conditions of isolation into large rooms with as many as 30 to 40 men to a room. This was, as you can imagine, a wonderful change and was a direct result of the efforts of millions of Americans on behalf of a few hundred POW's 10,000 miles from home. One of the men that moved into my room was a young man named Mike Christian. Mike came from a small town near Selma, Alabama. He didn't wear a pair of shoes 'til he was 13 years old. At 17, he enlisted in the U.S. Navy. He later earned a commission by going to Officer Training School. Then he became a Naval Flight Officer and was shot down and captured in 1967. Mike had a keen and deep appreciation of the opportunities this country - and our military - provide for people who want to work and want to succeed. As part of the change in treatment, the Vietnamese allowed some prisoners to receive packages from home. In some of these packages were handkerchiefs, scarves and other items of clothing. Mike got himself a bamboo needle. Over a period of a couple of months, he sewed the American flag on the inside of his shirt. Every afternoon, before we had a bowl of soup, we would hang Mike's shirt on the wall of the cell and say the Pledge of Allegiance. I know the Pledge of Allegiance may not seem the most important part of our day now. But I can assure you that - in that stark cell - it was indeed the most important and meaningful event. One day the Vietnamese searched our cell, as they did periodically, and discovered Mike's shirt with the flag sewn inside, and removed it. That evening they returned, opened the door of the cell, and for the benefit of all of us, beat Mike Christian severely for the next couple hours. Then they opened the door of the cell and threw him back inside. He was not in good condition, and we tried to clean him up as well as we could. The cell in which we lived had a concrete slab in the middle on which we slept as well as we could. Four naked light bulbs hung in each corner of the room. As I said, we tried to clean up Mike as well as we could. After the excitement died down, I looked in the corner of the room and sitting there beneath that dim light bulb with a piece of white cloth, a piece of red cloth, another shirt and his bamboo needle, was my friend, Mike Christian sitting there with his eyes almost shut from the beating he had received, making another American flag. He was not making that flag because it made Mike Christian feel better. He was making that flag because he knew how important it was to us to be able to pledge our allegiance to our flag and country. So the next time you say the Pledge of Allegiance, you must never forget the sacrifice and courage that thousands of Americans have made to build our nation and promote freedom around the world. You must remember our duty, our honor, and our country.
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
