Heard on a Bus in Baghdad A soldier steps on board to check identification and asks, "Anyone from Texas here?" Several passengers reply to the effect that the bus is full of Texans, and the guard replies, "Right on, anyone from Austin?" Before any of the passengers can say anything one passenger chimes in with "Don't mess with Texas." The guard stops and says, "No, don't mess with me. I'm the one with the gun."
Saturday, March 12, 2005
Just plain funny....
Just found this one over on Dave's not here:
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